what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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