we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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