you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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