If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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