I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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