Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
