i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I love you. Go after that dick
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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