you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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