4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So much Jack, so little girl.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Randomize
