It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
