hell yes lets make some ravioli
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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