i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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