I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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