so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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