My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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