Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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