i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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