is your mom at the bar?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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