Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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