In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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