i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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