she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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