walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He better not be in your backpack
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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