I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
God I need to hump something, right now.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
