I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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