he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
false alarm, still single
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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