the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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