soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
