it was like eating out sand paper
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Naked. naked and bneed help.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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