That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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