these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
