i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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