She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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