office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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