Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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