I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
