You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
