So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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