There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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