: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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