I wish I could punch you in the face.
youre lurking in front of me
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
