Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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