so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
