i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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