I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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