u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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