If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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