You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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