What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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