We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
