Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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