Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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