are you so shy because you have an std?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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