I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize