you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i just google imaged poop.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Randomize
