but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
