I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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